1) Valet brings my truck back, I don’t notice until three days later that the brand new 30GB video ipod and two cables are missing from the center console. I get a hold of the OWNER of the valet co. (key parking services, inc.) and he says sorry you can’t prove it, I can’t pay claims with no proof.

2) My parents valet @ Barton G’s which is a really nice restaurant on Miami Beach. Party of 9 bill was $2,500….yes that was typed correct $2,500. Gets the car back from valet and everything is fine….until about a month later when they get a letter in the mail from the city of Miami Beach stating that there is an unpaid parking ticket with their license plate. Confused, dad retraces steps and realizes that the time and date of the alleged ticket match their dinner @ Barton G’s. Turns out the valet parked illegally, then disposed of the ticket before returning the car. So he calls Barton G’s and they give him the contact info for the valet company…lol. You’d think they could foot the bill and deal with the valet co. themselves. Classy.

So no offense buddy, but give me backsweat, give me an adjusted seat, and GIVE ME MY IPOD BACK YOU F-ers. Im pissed.