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Hypothetical #1

Filed under: Relationships — Bill Eisenhauer at 8:37 pm on Thursday, August 19, 2004

I love hypotheticals. If they are sick and twisted…even better. This one is better in the PM hours after a beer or two.

So first of all, I need answers to two questions:

1. Who is your best same-sex friend?
2. Who do you lust after, but know you could never have sexually?

Presumably, the answer to (1) and (2) are different, but I’ll leave your sexual preference to you.

So the hypothetical is: what if your friend (1) could morph into the object of your lust (2)? And let’s just say that along with the morphing process comes full rights and privileges for you to act out your lustful thoughts. Would you?

Now before you answer, realize that your friend will assume the identity of your lust partner, but will actually be that person during the “act”. And further, they will remember everything the two of you do. Would you?

If you want to trick up the hypothetical even more, you can match all the objects of your lust up with friends that you think you’d most be able to do this with. Or, you can consider what “things” you might and might not do.

If you have decided that you could do this, let your friend know…you should always stay in “touch” with your friends.

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